wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

Anonymous asked: Go out, hug some cute stranger. Maybe it's not just you who needs a hug right now, maybe them too :)

This is a great idea, but I CANT JUST HUG STRANGERS

I WANT TO HUG A PERSON UGH

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

lawgivers:

lawgivers:

lawgivers:

repeals:

lawgivers:

Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3

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Superman to the rescue! 

save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x

Superman follow me <3

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OMFG DID THIS REALLY JUST HAPPEN, I LOVE YOU

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

versacevenusaur:

I’m actually laughing because he stole this

That “mmhmm” shit is so annoying

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