ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

tipslip:

when you accidentally do something really stupid

Hitting him with the hard questions because thats what he did to me

Tryina flirt 💁

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